"This mimeograph machine is seriously pissing me off."

I'm sorry... what?

Biker Chicks

Contemplating the Warrior

Hillbilly Hijinks

Bee-Guiled

Body Slam!

Pithy and Beardy

And... Pose!

Cowgirl Rolls Cigarette...

... results oddly suggestive.

Men Pose with "Don't Talk" Sign

Hilarity ensues.

Thrill Ride

Maximus Dorkus

Guns? We LOVE guns!

"What kind of fuse is that?"

"Cannon fuse."

"What the hell do you use it for?"

"My cannon."

Some people just really like lard

Construction Hats, Pocket Protectors, Ray Guns...

It's party time!

Guffaw

First Date

"I hope you like Language of Love.
I hear it's Torgny Wickman's best work yet."

Touch me there

"Look Ma, no hands!"