It wasn't all about the crown but Ingrid couldn't wait for a taste of Becky's pie later that night. Except it wasn't really about the pie at all. And she did want Becky to keep the crown on.
Here's your crown, you've earned it! Yes, after spending months perfecting your recipe, hours preparing, kneading and rolling out the dough for the perfect crust you deserve this piece of shit crown we spent exactly 47 seconds cutting out of a piece of used construction paper we found in the garbage. Congratulations!
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It wasn't all about the crown but Ingrid couldn't wait for a taste of Becky's pie later that night. Except it wasn't really about the pie at all. And she did want Becky to keep the crown on.
Here's your crown, you've earned it! Yes, after spending months perfecting your recipe, hours preparing, kneading and rolling out the dough for the perfect crust you deserve this piece of shit crown we spent exactly 47 seconds cutting out of a piece of used construction paper we found in the garbage. Congratulations!
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