Mary Kay my ass!
I bet her parents grounded her for weeks."You deal heroin while living under my roof and no sock hop for you!""But Dad...""No 'buts' Missy! I hope you remember this the next time you decide to hustle some smack!"
And then her Mom brought her into the den and bitch-slapped her. "Where's my percentage... where's my cut?!" Slap, slap, slap.
"Mom I had to use it for the new Fabian record. [sigh] He's sooo dreamy."
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