Fire Safety!
Best Actress Volley: It's On!
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Monday, September 14
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7 comments:
Nothing promotes fire safety like a girl in a cleavage-baring dress and what looks like a boat captain's hat!
Ask yourself: Would you burn a cleavage-baring woman in a captain's hat? Exactly. Fire safety achieved.
But what if I want to light some candles to put her in a romantic mood? Then this whole campaign has backfired.
(Get it? Backfired? Ha!)
"Backfired." Genius. Pure Genius.
I don't get it.
My humor does tend to go over people's heads. I'm ahead of my time.
"Ahead." Hilarious. Just hilarious.
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