She likes it big! You know what I'm talking about!
No, what? The pen? She likes pens big? Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yup, pen is what she craves.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Get it, pen is, like penis!
I'm sorry, you've lost me. She craves the pen? I need Bill to explain this to me. As I recall, he's an expert on such things. It was from him that we all learned intercourse was in fact just rubbing up against someone.
Bill does have incredible knowledge of the wrong ways of having intercourse. He's an expert in the field.
I just love their expressions. Clearly they will buy a pen if she suggests it, or anything else she says they should buy.
And they'd buy it sight unseen because nobody's looking at the pen.
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